Ned is the Nutritional Epidemiology Diagnostic machine. He tells you what food to eat or avoid in order to prevent cancer. But be wary, you can’t always trust him. Using arduino with processing, N.E.D. creates an infinite amount of randomized sentences.The parts of these sentences are written to mimic the sensationalized or speculative language often used in fake news. When the user presses "GO," a new prescription is printed from the thermal receipt printer inside.