Pitch Black: World Elite
♠ Controversy. ♥ Leadership. ♦ Money. ♣ Loyalty.
Joker: Vicente Del Bosque
Everything in Spain, Everything in the World
Joker: Alex Ferguson
Thirteen Premier League Titles. Thirteen
Clubs ♣
Not 'one club men' per se, but those synonymous with their teams. Club and country icons.
2♣ Giuseppe Bergomi
600+ Appearances for Inter Milan
3♣ Paolo Maldini
900+ Appearances for AC Milan
4♣ Javier Zanetti
800+ Appearances for Inter Milan
5♣ Carles Puyol
550+ Appearances for Barcelona
6♣ Franco Baresi
550+ Appearances for AC Milan
7♣ Raúl
700+ Appearances for Real Madrid
8♣ Paul Scholes
700+ Appearances for Manchester United
9♣ Alfredo Di Stéfano
280+ Appearances for Real Madrid
10♣ Francesco Totti
750+ Appearances for Roma
J♣ Ryan Giggs
850+ Appearances for Manchester United
Q♣ Iker Casillas
700+ Appearances for Real Madrid
K♣ Ferenc Puskás
300+ Appearances for Budapest Honved, 180+ Appearances for Real Madrid
A♣ Pelé
600+ Appearances for Santos
DIAMONDS ♦
The ones that broke the bank. Done pre-Neymar to PSG, I might add.
2♦ Lilian Thuram
Parma to Juventus for £32.5m
3♦ Ashley Cole
Arsenal to Chelsea for £15m
4♦ Juan Sebastián Verón
Parma to Lazio for £27m. Lazio to Manchester United for £30m
5♦ Rio Ferdinand
West Ham United to Leeds for £18m. Leeds United to Manchester United for £30m
6♦ Paul Pogba
Juventus to Manchester United for £89m
7♦ Ángel Di María
Benfica to Real Madrid for £29m. Real Madrid to Manchester United for £59m. Manchester United to Paris Saint-Germain for £45m
8♦ Kaká
AC Milan to Real Madrid for £56
9♦ Fernando Torres
Liverpool to Chelsea for £50m
10♦ Zlatan Ibrahimović
Inter Milan to Barcelona for £56m
J♦ Gareth Bale
Tottenham Hotspur to Real Madrid for £86m
Q♦ Gianluigi Buffon
Parma to Juventus for £33m
K♦ Ronaldo
Barcelona to Inter Milan for £19m. Inter Milan to Real Madrid for £29m
A♦ Cristiano Ronaldo
Manchester United to Real Madrid for £80
Hearts ♥
Captains, leaders and never-say-die winners.
2♥ Cafu
Won World Cup as captain of Brazil in 2002
3♥ Lúcio
Captain of Brazil
4♥ Vincent Kompany
Captain of Belgium and Manchester City
5♥ Fabio Cannavaro
Won World Cup as captain of Italy in 2006
6♥ Bobby Moore
Won World Cup as captain of England in 1966
7♥ Andriy Shevchenko
Captain of Ukraine
8♥ Steven Gerrard
Captain of England and Liverpool
9♥ Alan Shearer
Captain of England and Newcastle United
10♥ Alessandro Pel Piero
Captain of Juventus through Calciopoli
J♥ Didier Drogba
Captain of Ivory Coast
Q♥ Lev Yashin
Only goalkeeper to have ever won the Ballon d’Or
K♥ Johan Cruyff
Captain of Netherlands, Barcelona and Ajax
A♥ Lionel Messi
Captain of Argentina
Spades ♠
A collection of off-the-wall mavericks, nutballs and wrong-uns.
2♠ Gary Neville
Run to the Away End
3♠ Paul Breitner
Shut Up and Dance
4♠ Patrick Vieira
Stop. Pizza Time
5♠ Franz Beckenbauer
Herr Backenhander
6♠ Roy Keane
Stick it Up Your Bollocks
7♠ Eric Cantona
Kicks Like a Mule
8♠ Paul Gascoigne
Gone Fishing Down the Moat
9♠ Luis Suárez
I Will Eat You Alive
10♠ Michel Platini
Secrets and Lies
J♠ Rivaldo
Not My Face I'm Doing a Photoshoot for Vision Express
Q♠ Oliver Kahn
I Just Kahn't Seem to Get Enough, Oh
K♠ Zinedine Zidane
I Don’t Even Have a Sister
A♠ Diego Maradona
She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie