- Nice jumper ☃️❄️
- My mother's taste never falter
- Never!
- My mother's taste never falter
- Never!
Bridget and Mr Darcy
All by myself ✨🍷
Five weeks later. Weight.:400 pounds. I am enjoying a relationship with two men
simultaneously. The first is called Ben, the other, Jerry. Number of current boyfriends.: zero. 🍫
simultaneously. The first is called Ben, the other, Jerry. Number of current boyfriends.: zero. 🍫
Resolution #1: will obviously lose 20 lbs.
#2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket.
Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional f***wits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.
#2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket.
Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional f***wits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things.
Bridget: Are you staying at your parents', then?
Mark Darcy: Yes. You?
Bridget: Ah, no. Just came from a New Year party, and I'm a bit hung over.
Wish I could be at home with my head in a toilet like all normal people...
...ah! New Year's Resolution: drink less... and quit smoking... and quit talking nonsense to total strangers...
Mark Darcy: Yes. Well. Perhaps it's time to eat.
